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Name: Anastasia
Birthday: 1/2/1989
Gender: Female


Interests: metal(as in steel and braun and lifeeeeeeeee, you know, the EIFFEL FRICKEN TOWER), some people might just be higher than mary fricken poppin's umbrellas. people in mass conjunctions of minopoply. dancin' like a dancin' machine. faces, i love faces. robots, they also make me pretty happy in my little pants. but mostly, i'm interested in you, lover.
Expertise: eating face and being queen of the robots. oh and i also am a subway art!st. yes, isn't that amazing?
Occupation: Retired


Message: message me
AIM: elbowxsex


Member Since: 3/27/2005

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Currently Listening
Real Gone
By Tom Waits
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dear summer, quit trying to killax me by being almost over.

dear school, i hate you. stay the fuck away.

dear friends, hangout with me before summer goes away.

dear buttercup, skip school this year, stay and live with me.

the end.


Friday, July 07, 2006

Currently Listening
Speak For Yourself
By Imogen Heap, Imogen Heap
headlock
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ohhhh shit, it's me again! did any of you suckers miss me?

well, my computer died, so i don't get online anymore, but i do have a life besides the internet, so i'm surviving.

here's what i do in my spare time: INDIAN SUMMER

dra and me, keepin' it grassy.

 

annie and i, we're (dirty) birds


tomasinaaaaa

 

the next karate kid-hippie

 

we're tree nymphs sometimes

 

two-seater twinn schwinn loveeeee, honeypies.

and i do more. but that's private, and you can't see that. or maybe you can, if you are lucky. WINK

well, later, bitches. hit me up on the cell phone sometime. (412-9731)

 

 


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Currently Listening
Back For The First Time
By Ludacris
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elbowxsex: do you ever want to be someone different? or pretend you are?
Listentohardcore: i dont really think about that too often
elbowxsex: that's good.
Listentohardcore: who do you wish you could be sometimes?
elbowxsex: i dont know. just not me sometimes.
elbowxsex: like wouldn't it be hilarious to be someone else and do things with their body that you are afraid to do with yours?
elbowxsex: or like what if you were abraham lincoln for a day? how fucking funny is that?
Listentohardcore: hahahahha
Listentohardcore: that would be amazing
elbowxsex: you could walk around just saying "fore score and seven years ago" and people would shit themselves
elbowxsex: like WHAT THE FUCK????
Listentohardcore: hahahhahahaha
elbowxsex: ABE LINCOLN YOU'RE SO DEAD MAN HOW ARE YOU TALKING WALKING RECITING SPEECHES? LIE BACK DOWN IN YOUR GRAVE
elbowxsex: and you would belike "no man, this is just a one day deal. like a kohl's sale, but fo realz one day not no every saturday"
Listentohardcore: HHAHAHAAHA
Listentohardcore: i just want that fucking neck beard
elbowxsex: who would you be ?
Listentohardcore: hahaha
Listentohardcore: i dont even know
elbowxsex: would you be a girl? so you could see what it's like having boobs and peeing sitting down?
elbowxsex: i would be a boy so i could see what penises were like. i'd probably walk around naked.
Listentohardcore: yes actually, that's what i was thinking but i was trying to figure out what girl i would be
elbowxsex: hahaha
elbowxsex: we could switch bodies for a day if you would like. haha
Listentohardcore: okay
Listentohardcore: as long as we don't do it when you're on your period or something
elbowxsex: EW
Listentohardcore: haha
elbowxsex: HAHAHA
Listentohardcore: i dont want that to be my first experience as a girl


Thursday, May 11, 2006

                                         Make-A-Wish Foundation

          After being formed in 1980, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has since been helping children everywhere in the United States. Children with critical diseases, who do not have the chance to do what they normally would like to because of their disease, are given a large wish that the foundation is glad to grant.  The foundation started in the hopes of one small wish, which soon blossomed into millions. It has now produced great happiness for children with critical diseases.

            As a small child, all Christopher Greicius wanted was to become a police officer. Although he had a serious medical condition, he kept dreaming. Luckily for Chris, in 1977, he and his mother met U.S. Customs Officer, Tommy Austin. He was a joy for Chris to have around, becoming his role model. Tommy soon became a close friend of Chris and his mother, and he promised to Chris to grant him a special wish.

            Chris’ condition got progressively worse. By 1980, he was faltering badly. Realizing Chris might not have much time left, Tommy Austin tried to make Chris’ wish come true. He contacted a man he knew at the Arizona Department of Public Safety. His name was Officer Ron Cox. Ron thought Tommy’s idea for Chris was a great idea, and soon requested a highway patrol uniform be made for Chris. On May 1, Chris was presented with this uniform by many officers of the Arizona Highway Patrol. He was more than delighted. He had one last step to accomplishing his goal, and that was to pass the motorcycle proficiency test. Of course, that was a piece of cake for Chris.

           The day after receiving his uniform and passing the motorcycle proficiency test, Chris died. He was buried in Kewanee, Illinois, and attending his funeral were many of the officers who presented him with his uniform. Going home to Arizona, the officers discussed Chris and his experience in life. Conceiving the plans that if a sick child just got one last wish how wonderful it could be. Thus, the Chris Greicius Make-A-Wish Foundation was born, later shortening the name to just Make-A-Wish Foundation. It was officially incorporated on May 13, 1983, and by the year 2000 at least 80,000 wishes had been completed.

               The foundation has some minor standards that “Wishers” must abide by. Children from two years old to 18 years old are eligible for a wish. The child must be referred from a parent or guardian, his or herself, or the medical professional treating a life-threatening condition.  Children can only be accepted if no other foundations have helped them. Also, the cost of the wish is not put on the parents or guardians’ shoulders. The cost is covered by the foundation, in hopes that the child’s wish is fulfilled, without the worries of fiscal matters getting in the way.

               Expenses of wishes vary. There are four main types of wishes. Children can ask to travel or go somewhere, they can ask to become something, they can ask to meet someone or a group of people, and they can ask to have something. With these four categories are certain limitations, but overall the children get what they ask for and are thrilled with what they receive.

                Knowing all this information is a great way to realize all the trouble and expenses the foundation goes through. By donating to the foundation, you are not only keeping the foundation alive, but keeping the hopes and wishes of ill children alive, and actually making those hopes and wishes come true. By making even a small donation of a few dollars a month, you can keep this foundation growing. Start donating today. Think of giving the money away as giving someone you love a gift.


Monday, May 08, 2006

Currently Listening
Life Is Full of Possibilities
By Dntel
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i wish people would seriously stop talking shit about me. if you don't like me, fuck off. or better yet, just stop talking to me. okay, thanks.

sooooo on a lighter note, i just rode the yellow two-seater twin schwin around town with kendra and little breanna joined us. and then i did tae bo, and now i have all this incredible excess energy, and well, it's late and i have no one to dance with.blahhhhhhh.

we need a dance party soon, please.



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